[Intro] C Am C Dm Am G Am F [Verse 1] C I think you are living in denial Dm Am Oh, can't you see she's pretty wild? G And every night I pray that you don't knock her up Am F 'Cause I still want to be the mother of your child C They say, "L'amour est né à Paris" Dm Am So she's planned a little trip to France G While she's in anxious anticipation Am G I really hope you have a horrible vacation [Pre-chorus] F C And so you think of me when you arrive Em Hope the French fleas eat you both alive And your room smells Am And the toilet doesn't flush And the locals treat you mean F And the service takes too long 'Cause I'm fragile C And you broke my heart in two But you just smile Em G Like it's all the same to you, to you [Chorus] C G When you learn your lesson Am Come back like a prodigal son C G And read the big sign at the airport Am G Bienvenue from hell, mon amour C G When you learn your lesson Am Come back like a prodigal son C G And read the big sign at the airport Am G Bienvenue from hell, mon amour [Verse 2] C Where did you get the ability Dm Am To make fake promises to me? G You are exactly like a politician Am G Need everyone's approval just to see if you're doing right [Pre-chorus] F C And I hope you freeze under the Eiffel Tower Em So you end up throwing in the towel Hope you'll miss me Am And someday you're gonna see That I put my trust in you F But you turned your back to me 'Cause I'm fragile C And you broke my heart in two But you just smile Em G Like it's all the same to you, to you [Chorus] C G When you learn your lesson Am Come back like a prodigal son C G And read the big sign at the airport Am G Bienvenue from hell, mon amour C G When you learn your lesson Am Come back like a prodigal son C G And read the big sign at the airport Am G Bienvenue from hell, mon amour [Bridge] F Em Am C F It's your destination Em Am G F It's your destination Em Am C F G [Chorus] C G When you learn your lesson Am Come back like a prodigal son C G And read the big sign at the airport Am G Bienvenue from hell, mon amour C G When you learn your lesson Am Come back like a prodigal son C G And read the big sign at the airport Am G Bienvenue from hell, mon amour [Outro] C G Am Mon amour C E Am Mon amour F Em Passengers with destination F Em Passengers with destination F G Am Passengers with destination to hell N.C Please proceed to your gate We are ready to board now